Based on marketing algorithmic modeling as well as the chicken-bones I tossed upon the back patio to peek into the nethers of the future, I can tell that the time has come.
I have raised awareness of myself, my cute dogs, and my novel enough that it is time for you to buy it. You can read reviews from others that have read Clear and Sane: The Craft of The Green Paintbrush to affirm that it is in fact a novel and it is worth reading.
You are now primed to buy the ebook (from your ebook portal of choice) or paper edition of my compact-but-sprawling novel about poetic minds in the modern tech era.
Sprawling like a leggy BC at rest.
Through complex statistical modeling of my deeply analytical tracking of your recent buying habits as well as a recent tarot spread I did and a read of the angle of migrating bird routes, I understand that you are at the point where you are ready for the small purchase that you will never regret, will always be glad of, and will do the moment I next ask you.
You can stroll to your local bookstore, go to the counter, and order Clear and Sane this very day. It will be available for you a few short days later. A nice reason to visit your bookstore twice.
It is available in all those Real Big Online Bookstores or you go to my itty bitty website and order directly.
Joel Byron Barker
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